- Sunday, November 22, 2009
today would be a happy post, just as i promised myself it will be
just a few minutes ago,
my sister was " hey why does it smell like a farm?"
then i was like "cause you're a pig!"
and then so she took out her handphone,
and started to record weird snorting and grunting noises that she was making
i think she was trying to act like a pig
now, she takes the recording and plays it to my oldest sister who is studying for her exams-one big chunk of silence.-i can see the -.- look.
i guess you must be thinking how old my sister who snorts and grunts is
she is nope, not seven, seventeen:D
and now she is cutting her hair herself, cause she said the base was O.O
three random things i would like to post today:
1) i think my home should rent out a room to people who just can't seem to wake up in the morning,(otherwise known as lazy bums).i don't think anyone could sleep through five different ring tones and more than five repeats of alarm ringing.-except for maybe for the deaf:X
so one day,i was happily sleeping, enjoying the holiday
when at 6.45 my second sister's alarm starting ringing-it was some silly constipated elmo song, all bright and cheery and so much ear jarring.then after 5 minutes of ringing, it shut up. at around seven. there was akon singing,, my oldest sister alarm clock-and it kept ringing on and on. even though we were sleeping in different rooms,i could still hear it. at 7.05, my parent's room was visited by mariah carey's byebye-that's my mom's alarm clock.
at 7.10, it was my dad's alarm clock-my home wasn't visited by singing from hollywood, but this weird singtel ringtone.and arghhh.
and then my own alarm clock rang at 7.20am.
and i sat up frustrated in bed, and realized that i had training
at least my alarm didn't disturb anybody
but had there been anyone still asleep, it would
so technically, my psychology is screwed.
and then i was imaging how i would promote the above service:
EARLY BIRD RISE AND CATCH THE WORM SERVICE
lOCATION:HUIWEN'S HOME
CONTACT NUMBER:9xxxxxx7
SERVICE: MORE THAN FIVE ALARMS TO WAKE YOU UP, INCLUSIVE OF YELLINGS OF "SHUT UP!"
GUARANTEED THAT YOU WILL WAKE UP
SUITABLE PATRONS: PEOPLE WHO CAN'T WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND YOU ARE WORRIED YOU WILL LOSE YOUR JOB (PRIORITY GOES TO HOLLYWOOD CUSTOMERS)
COST:$ 360 PER NIGHT-NO BREAKFAST PROVIDED
(THE CONSIDERABLY HIGH COST IS DUE TO THE
OVERWHELMING DEMAND)
2)i got fat and cute big toes-sorry this sounds wrong, but hey if you check out your own toes, you will realize that they sure are cute
i wonder why no one does cartoon on toes, im sure toes will make good characters
imagine papa toe, mama toe, sister toe, brother toe, baby toe, uncle toe, auntie toe, grandpa toe, grandma toe and cousin toe.
just nice-ten of then:D
3) for people who wants to grow taller,
i thought of this, but i don't know if it will work
cause i haven't tested it
so girls, do start hanging on the pull up bar
see, your hands will cling to the bar and your weight will pull you downwards towards the ground
so overtime, you will grow taller, many thanks to earth suction force
don't ask me why im short, i haven't really put this into practice
oh you can tie yourself to one end of the bed and ask someone to pull your legs, maybe you just might grow a bit taller;D
or maybe you could go to willy wonka factory and come out like that guy who got stuck in the telly and had to be stretched:D
Posted @Sunday, November 22, 2009
Huiwen:D